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What happens if your notebook crashes?
Published August 10th, 2008 in Great Moments in TV History and That's Not Right. 1 CommentExtreme Oops: Home Edition
Published August 8th, 2008 in Great Moments in TV History and That's Not Right. 0 CommentsFeatured as the biggest project on “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,” the Harpers’ Lake City (Atlanta), Ga., four-bedroom, three-car garage dream house is slated to be auctioned off, due to foreclosure.
“… 1,800 volunteers spent a week to demolish the house with the overflowing septic tank that belonged to Milton and Patricia Harper of Lake City, Ga., [...]
we saw this sign
now, it’s probably not pronounced the way i’m pronouncing it in my head, but change that second ‘O’ to an ‘E’ and let the hillarity ensue!
Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election
Published July 28th, 2008 in Decision 2008 and That's Not Right. 3 CommentsAs much as I’m not a big fan of either of these guys (we’re pretty much screwed either way), here’s a little bit of where they stand:
CAPITAL GAINS TAX
MCCAIN
0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples).
McCain does not propose any change in the existing home sales income tax.
OBAMA
28% on profit from ALL home [...]
Thanks, Jonathan! OUCH!!!
Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
“Look Mama! It’s a frickin’ elephant!”
Deep breath … “What did you call it?”
“It’s a frickin’ Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!”
and so it does …
“A f r i c a n Elephant”
Hoo-ked on p-honics [...]
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck [...]
This one will leave your sides hurting
Published April 21st, 2008 in That's Not Right and Thou Shalt Laugh. 0 Commentsclick on the picture of the raccoon to read the story
David Crowder HAS to be one of the best story-telling wordsmiths of our time. This is just hillarious.
Instructions for a fun time on the interstate
Published April 21st, 2008 in That's Not Right. 1 CommentStep 1: Tie balloons to car
Step 2: Drive like a bat out of hell
Step 3: Watch people freak out!!!!
4 easy payments of … but wait, there’s more!
Published March 7th, 2008 in That's Not Right. 0 CommentsOK, so I’m sitting here watching my daily dose of Magnum, P.I. when what comes on commercial … SONGS FOR WORSHIP COUNTRY!
Now, listen, I’m not here to bash country music. I get down on a lot of different genres, and country is one I’ll run through occasionally. I’m wondering when the changeover happened that made [...]
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