If you are embarking on a new season of your life, one question you need to ask … Get a dog? or have kids?!?!?!?!
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A preacher was completing a sermon on temperance*. With great expression (I can only imagine a fired-up, tent revival preacher voice) he said, If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river. And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and [...]
“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby Don’t know about you, but this is one of the most perfect statements I have ever heard!!!
“i saw a man with a tat on his big fat belly it wiggled around like marmalade jelly. it took me a while to catch what it said ’cause i had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head.” Any takers? “Jesus saves is what it raved in a typical tatoo green. He [...]
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