“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
– Bill Cosby
Don’t know about you, but this is one of the most perfect statements I have ever heard!!!
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“i saw a man with a tat on his big fat belly it wiggled around like marmalade jelly. it took me a while to catch what it said ’cause i had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head.”
Any takers?
“Jesus saves is what it raved in a typical tatoo green. He stood on [...]
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck [...]
Just heard a statement from Theodore Roosevelt that went something like this:
The more we know about history, the better prepared we are to face the future.
This got me thinking about when do we (from teachers to politicians to Joe Blow) consider something history? And, the pseudo flip-side - when does history go from historical fact [...]
A message from your friendly neighborhood 30+ crowd
Published January 23rd, 2008 in Life and Random Thoughts. 0 CommentsMy buddy Damon in KC sent this to me … had to pass it along
If you are 30 or older you may find this hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles [...]
#1 - do not stand directly in front of a canon
Published December 10th, 2007 in Random Thoughts. 0 CommentsHow do you evangelize atheism? I read an article that Mark posted that’s actually a transcript of a Glen Beck interview with Jerry Jenkins and Tim LaHaye about the Golden Compass.
LaHaye made a statement that says atheism is “… becoming more evangelistic …”
Just a weird thought, but how does that work? “Come on everybody, let’s [...]
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